A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day

discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes

the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the

Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced

mathematics".

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the

Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what

he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians

who introduced it to women."