In memory of Bob! Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, tomorrow

morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be

there!

The next morning when the wife woke up. She looked out to find a box gift wrapped in the driveway.

She went out and opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since

Friday...