No Shit!!

Now this explains it!
 

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OUR SYSTEM - - - -
The folks who are getting free shit,
Don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the free shit,

Can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit.

And,
The folks who are paying for the free shit,
Want the free shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free shit,
Want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they're already getting!

Now..... The people who are forcing the people who PAY for the free shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the free shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So .... the people who are GETTING the free shit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING  for the free shit by the people who are forcing the people who are PAYING for the free shit and GIVING them the free shit in the first place.

And - - - - - that's the straight shit

Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba. "Do what?" asked Johnny Ray. "Send my grass out to be mowed."

Bad Day--Hallmark

As you know, Hallmark Card presentations are usually excellent and to the point,

A Bad day at Hallmark Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........   //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.. Sorry!   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... 'What the hell was I thinking?'     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby?     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .... I've changed my mind.  -------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------   I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.      //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.... That you're not here to ruin it for me.      ####################################################   Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.   ********************************************************************************   Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only inTennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia )   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise...     //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   We have been friends for a very long time ... let's say we stop?   ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%   Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.   ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))   So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay

 

A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"

"Yes, sir," replied the new employee.

"I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"

  

Dennis Prager --a very wise man.

This should go out to all our schools. .. 
High School principal

We watched Dennis Prager of Colorado , along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago....what a dynamic, down to earth
speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him. This is the guy that should be running for President in 2012!

A Speech Every American High School Principal

Should Give..... By Dennis Prager.

To the students and faculty of our high school:

I am your new principal, and honored to be so. There is no greater calling than to teach young people.

I would like to apprise you of some important changes coming to our
school. I am making these changes because I am convinced that most of
the ideas that have dominated public education in America have worked
against you, against your teachers and against our country.

First, this school will no longer honor race or ethnicity.  I could not care less if your racial makeup is black, brown, red, yellow or white.  I could not care less if your origins are African, Latin American, Asian or European, or if your ancestors arrived here on the Mayflower or on slave ships.  The only identity I care about, the only one this
school will recognize, is your individual identity -- your character,
your scholarship, your humanity. And the only national identity this school will care about is American.

This is an American public school, and American public schools were
created to make better Americans.  If you wish to affirm an ethnic, racial or religious identity through school, you will have to go elsewhere.  We will end all ethnicity, race and non-American
nationality-based celebrations.  They undermine the motto of America,
one of its three central values -- e pluribus Unum, "from many, one."
And this school will be guided by America 's values.  This includes all after-school clubs.

 I will not authorize clubs that divide students based on any identities.  This includes race, language, religion, sexual orientation or whatever else may become in vogue in a society divided by political correctness.

Your clubs will be based on interests and passions, not blood, ethnic, racial or other physically defined ties.
Those clubs just cultivate narcissism -- an unhealthy preoccupation with the self -- while the purpose of education is to get you to think beyond yourself. So we will have clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of art, music, astronomy, languages you do not already speak, carpentry and more.  If the only extracurricular activities you can imagine being interested in are those based on ethnic, racial or sexual identity, that means that little outside of yourself really interests you.

Second, I am uninterested in whether English is your native language.  My only interest in terms of language is that you leave this school speaking and writing English as fluently as possible.  The English language has united America 's citizens for over 200 years, and it will unite us at this school.  It is one of the indispensable reasons this country of immigrants has always come to be one country. And if you leave this school
without excellent English language skills, I would be remiss in my duty to ensure that you will be prepared to successfully compete in the American job market. We will learn other languages here -- it is deplorable that most Americans only speak English --but if you want classes taught in your native language rather than in English, this is not your school.

Third, because I regard learning as a sacred endeavor, everything in this school will reflect learning's elevated status.  This means, among other things, that you and your teachers will dress accordingly.  Many people in our society dress more formally for Hollywood events than for church or school.  These people have their priorities backward.  Therefore, there will be a formal dress code at this school.

Fourth, no obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school's
property -- whether in class, in the hallways or at athletic events. 
If you can't speak without using the f-word, you can't speak.  
By obscene language I mean the words banned by the Federal Communications
Commission, plus epithets such as "Nigger," even when used by one black student to address another black, or "bitch," even when addressed by a girl to a girlfriend.  It is my intent that by the time you leave this school, you will be among the few your age to instinctively distinguish between the elevated and the degraded, the holy and the obscene.

Fifth, we will end all self-esteem programs.  In this school, self-esteem will be attained in only one way -- the way people attained it until decided otherwise a generation ago -- by earning it.  One immediate consequence is that there will be one valedictorian, not eight.

Sixth, and last, I am reorienting the school toward academics and away
from politics and propaganda.  No more time will be devoted to scaring you about
smoking and caffeine, or terrifying you about sexual
harassment or global warming.  No more semesters will be devoted to
condom wearing and teaching you to regard sexual relations as only or
primarily a health issue.  There will be no more attempts to convince you that you are a victim because you are not white, or not male, or not heterosexual or not Christian.  We will have failed if any one of you graduates this school and does not consider him or herself inordinately lucky -- to be alive and to be an American.

Now, please stand and join me in the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of our country.  As many of you do not know the words, your teachers will hand them out to you.

This is much simpler than I thought !            How BOOBS Got Their Name

Brilliant. I had no idea. You learn something every day.   No need to thank me....   just trying to keep friends informed and educated.

The latest toy has hit the shops--
A talking Muslim doll.
 
Nobody knows what the hell it says,
because no one has the balls to pull the cord

 I sent this to you because 

I know you're interested in finance. 

The Question of the Day is....   

WILL THE DOLLAR FREEFALL

OR NOT?

 

Always remember,

The Key to Financial Survival is to be a Tight Ass!

YOU DON’T HAVE TO THANK ME, REALLY—IT’S SENT OUT OF FRIENDSHIP AND CONCERN FOR YOUR FINANCIAL WELL BEING.
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