This  is the true story of a Garage Owner in New Mexico who gave his dog a haircut.                                           He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal  tools, etc.   So he  came up with this idea  to give his Woofter a haircut.  He put the word out that he had a New Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that tried to break in or climb his fence.  Would-be  thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the  scene.                      The dog's  probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his  butt's so cold.