A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up.

One is a retired golfer in his late sixties and the other

is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat

it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better

be good or you're history.

Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out

first?"

The girl says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps

right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge

her.

About halfway there, she throws open her coat revealing her

beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to

her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss

her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor.

He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top

that?"

The tough old golfer replies,

"No problem, just get that lion out of there first."