Miss Beatrice,

The church organist,

Was in her eighties

And had never been married.

She was admired for her

Sweetness and kindness

One afternoon, the pastor

Came to call on her and she

Showed him into her quaint

Sitting room.

She invited him to have a

Seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old

Hammond organ, the young

Minister noticed a cute glass

Bowl sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water,

And in the water floated, of all

Things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and

Scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity

About the bowl of water and its

Strange floater, but soon it got

The better of him and he could

No longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder

If you would tell me about this?'

Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it

Wonderful? I was walking through

The park a few months ago

And I found this little package on

The ground. The directions said

To place it on the organ, keep

It wet, and that it would prevent

The spread of disease. Do you

Know I haven't had the

Flu all winter'