Thanks Denny for this one

 PADDY TAKES THE ELEVATOR

 

            A skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up

 and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy

sees the little Irishman staring at him, looks down at him and says,

“Seven feet tall, 350 pounds, a 20-inch penis, 3 pounds of

testicles, Turner Brown.”

    The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy

kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. “What’s wrong with

you?” he asks. In a weak voice the little guy says, “What

EXACTLY did you say to me?”

    The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured

 I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone

always asks me: I’m seven feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds,

 have a 20-inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles and my name

 is Turner Brown.”

    The pale-faced little Irishman says, “Turner Brown!…

Sweet Jesus, I thought you said ‘Turn around’!”