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Monday, November 14, 2011

Saturday, November 12, 2011






It is time to change. . .
from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor! Only it isn't seen as HUMOR, but the correct way to LIVE YOUR LIFE! If you feel the same, pass this on to your True American friends. Y'all know who they are...
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You bow your head when someone prays.


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You've never burned an American flag.


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.


You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.
You might be a TRUE AMERICAN if:
You agree our NATIONAL ANTHEM should be sung in English!


If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me, have just
enough TRUE AMERICAN in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.
God Bless the US A! ! - Amen


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Thursday, November 10, 2011

In memory of Bob! Bob forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was mad. She told him, tomorrow
morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be
there!

The next morning when the wife woke up. She looked out to find a box gift wrapped in the driveway.
She went out and opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since
Friday...

Monday, October 31, 2011




A Greek and an Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day
discussing who had the superior culture. Over triple lattes
the Greek guy says, "Well, we have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the
Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced
mathematics".
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the
Roman Empire."
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what
he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians
who introduced it to women."