There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad..

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors
would change underwear occasionally.
 
The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"
 
The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."
 
He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with
Schultz."

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:
 
Someone may come along and promise "Change",

but don't count on things smelling any better.
 

 

Soon to be gone.

I was there the night MSgt. Roy Benavidez came through the Emergency Dept. for the last time.  He was very sick.  I was not the doctor taking care of him, but I walked to his bedside and took his hand.  I said nothing.  He was so sick, he didn't know I was there.  I'd read his Congressional Medal of Honor citation and wanted to shake his hand.  He died a few days later.

http://www.hopetohealing.com/veterans/vsubmit/soon2bgone/0soon2bgone.htm

Cookies

This old gentleman was on his death bed and not expected to live.

He woke up one morning to the wonderful scent of anise cookies. That wonderful licorice aroma was his favorite. He could not contain himself so with all his strength, he got out of bed and worked his way down the hallway towards the kitchen. He slowly entered the kitchen and there on the counter were dozens of his favorite cookies. He couldn’t help himself. He just had to have one. As he was chewing the first bite, he let out a moan of delight.

That alerted his wife that he was out of bed and was in the kitchen. She turned toward him and said, “STAY OUT OF THOSE. THEY ARE FOR THE FUNERAL”!!

Golf Panties.... The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. 'Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?', Ole demanded. 'Well' she said, 'you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any.' The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear..' Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. 'Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' Patrick reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear"! Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. 'Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where ta friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb....tidy yerself up a bit.' You dont stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing!!

Bet you did not see this on any major networks.

This is what a commander-in-chief is all about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=8TiGYDvc4lU&sns=fb

Thanks for this one Jim.

 

 

 

Another oldie but goodie: 

 

Subject: Political Analysis

The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.

  We are all familiar with:

 

   a Herd of cows

   a Flock of chickens

   a School of fish

   a Gaggle of geese.

  However, less widely known is:

 

   a Pride of lions

   a Murder of crows (as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens)

   an Exaltation of doves (Larks too) 

   a Parliament of owls 

  

 Now consider a group of Baboons. They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates.  And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?  Believe it or not .......it is  a Congress!

  I guess that pretty much explains the things that come out of Washington!

Bo's Vacation in Maine Did you know that President Barack Hussein Obama flew Bo, their dog, in On a separate smaller jet to Maine for their vacation? I wonder if that sets Well with all the unemployed, hurting, U S citizens who can't afford food , But we can pay for this. The above is true. I Googled "Bo the dog flying To Maine " and got 76,700 references verifying this. One of them follows: Michelle Malkin: Just Plane Crazy: Obamas Dog Flies to Vacation on Separate Jet Doug Powers: The Obamas arrived at their vacation spot in Maine , and The local paper, the Morning Sentinel, described the scene: The president was the first to walk onto the tarmac, dressed casually in a Pale blue Oxford shirt and khakis. A few minutes later, the first lady, Dressed in black caprice, a tank-top and sandals, walked onto the runway. Shortly afterward, Malia and Sasha joined their parents. Baldacci and his Wife, Karen, presented the family with gift bags full of Maine-made goodies, Including baskets made by the Passamaquoddy Tribe, popcorn from Little Lads Bakery in East Corinth, ico nic L.L. Bean bags, University of Maine ice Hockey hats, and an assortment of other Maine foods and books. Karen Baldacci said the bags for Malia and Sasha contained one loon toy And one chickadee toy that sound their natural calls. Arriving in a small jet Before the Obamas was the first dog, Bo, a Portuguese water dog given as A present by the late U S Sen. Ted Kennedy, D-Mass.; and the presidents Personal aide Reggie Love, who chatted with Baldacci. The president who said the rest of us are going to have to sacrifice to Get out of these hard economic times let his dog fly on his own plane? Not Enough room on Air Force One (a Gulfstream on this trip) for a Portuguese Water dog and Reggie Love? My dog saw this story and wants his own jet now, too. Oh, by the way, Mr. Love, Bo's handler, is paid $102,000 a year to take Care of him. What side of the ballot will you mark in November? This man is Taking the nation for every cent he can. AND, Obama wonders why the Tea Party and GOP will not Reduce their demands for spending cuts!

Grey-Haired Brigade

Grey-Haired Brigade

They like to refer to us as senior citizens, old fogies, geezers, and in some cases dinosaurs. Some of us are "Baby Boomers" getting ready to retire. Others have been retired for some time. We walk a little slower these days and our eyes and hearing are not what they once were.
We have worked hard, raised our children, worshipped our God and grown old together. Yes, we are the ones some refer to as being over the hill, and that is probably true. But before writing us off completely, there are a few things that need to be taken into consideration.
In school we studied English, history, math, and science which enabled us to lead America into the technological age. Most of us remember what outhouses were, many of us with firsthand experience. We remember the days of telephone party-lines, 25 cent gasoline, and milk and ice being delivered to our homes. For those of you who don't know what an icebox is, today they are electric and referred to as refrigerators. A few even remember when cars were started with a crank. Yes, we lived those days.

We are probably considered old fashioned and out-dated by many. But there are a few things you need to remember before completely writing us off. We won World War II, fought in Korea and Viet Nam . We can quote The Pledge of Allegiance, and know where to place our hand while doing so. We wore the uniform of our country with pride and lost many friends on the battlefield. We didn't fight for the Socialist States of America , we fought for the "Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave." We wore different uniforms but carried the same flag. We know the words to the Star Spangled Banner, America , and America the Beautiful by heart, and you may even see some tears running down our cheeks as we sing. We have lived what many of you have only read about in history books and we feel no obligation to apologize to anyone for America .
Yes, we are old and slow these days but rest assured, we have at least one good fight left in us. We have loved this country, fought for it, and died for it, and now we are going to save it. It is our country and nobody is going to take it away from us. We took oaths to defend America against all enemies, foreign and domestic, and that is an oath we plan to keep. There are those who want to destroy this land we love but, like our founders, there is no way we are going to remain silent.

It was the young people of this nation who elected Obama and the Democratic Congress.
You fell for the "Hope and Change" which in reality was nothing but "Hype and Lies." You have tasted socialism and seen evil face to face, and have found you don't like it after all. You make a lot of noise, but most are all too interested in their careers or "Climbing the Social Ladder" to be involved in such mundane things as patriotism and voting. Many of those who fell for the "Great Lie" in 2008 are now having buyer's remorse. With all the education we gave you, you didn't have sense enough to see through the lies and instead drank the 'Cool-Aid.' Now you're paying the price and complaining about it. No jobs, lost mortgages, higher taxes, and less freedom. This is what you voted for and this is what you got. We entrusted you with the Torch of Liberty and you traded it for a paycheck and a fancy house.

Well, don't worry youngsters, the Grey Haired Brigade is here, and in 2012 we are going to take back our nation. We may drive a little slower than you would like but we get where we're going, and in 2012 we're going to the polls by the millions. This land does not belong to the man in the White House nor to the likes of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid. It belongs to "We the People" and "We the People" plan to reclaim our land and our freedom. We hope this time you will do a better job of preserving it and passing it along to our grandchildren. So the next time you have the chance to say the Pledge of Allegiance, Stand up, put your hand over your heart, honor our country, and thank God for the old geezers of the "Grey-Haired Brigade."
~Author, Anon. Grey-Haired Brigade Member

I am another Gray Haired Geezer signing on. Come on guys. Let�s get this circulating around.

Obama Scaring old folks

Did anyone else notice that when Obama wasn't getting his way on raising the debt ceiling, he threatened to not pay:

Social security retiree’s

Military retiree’s

Social security disability

Federal retiree’s


HOWEVER...

He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens.
He did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as Internet access away from violent inmates.
He did not offer to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary federal employees that he hired.
He did not offer to cut down on his or his wife's frivolous gallivanting around.
He did not threaten to not pay the senators and representatives or any of their staff.
He did not threaten to take benefits away from people who are just too lazy to work.
He did not threaten to take benefits away from welfare recipients.
He did not threaten the food stamp programs.
He did not threaten to not pay foreign aid.
He did not threaten ACORN funding
This list could go on and on. He did not threaten to cut back on anything that involves his base voters.

He is in full political re-election mode!

Remember his 'transparent' and 'fair' tactics when it comes election time.

 

Did anyone else notice that when Obama wasn't getting his way on raising the debt ceiling, he threatened to not pay:

Social security retiree’s

Military retiree’s

Social security disability

Federal retiree’s


HOWEVER...

He did not threaten to stop payments to illegal aliens.
He did not threaten to take frivolous benefits such as Internet access away from violent inmates.
He did not offer to fire some of the thousands of unnecessary federal employees that he hired.
He did not offer to cut down on his or his wife's frivolous gallivanting around.
He did not threaten to not pay the senators and representatives or any of their staff.
He did not threaten to take benefits away from people who are just too lazy to work.
He did not threaten to take benefits away from welfare recipients.
He did not threaten the food stamp programs.
He did not threaten to not pay foreign aid.
He did not threaten ACORN funding
This list could go on and on. He did not threaten to cut back on anything that involves his base voters.

He is in full political re-election mode!

Remember his 'transparent' and 'fair' tactics when it comes election time.

Grand Parents

Have you ever wondered what the difference is between grandmothers and grandfathers?      

Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his daughter's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time--just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather, who was still in bed.

"Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?" he asked.

"Oh, yes, Grandpa, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole, piece of shit, horse's ass, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim goat humper, or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?  

The new tattoo women are 

getting in Europe 

 to protect themselves 

from Muslim men

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says, 'Worked for your ass, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.

This  is the true story of a Garage Owner in New Mexico who gave his dog a haircut.                                           He was sick and tired of thugs breaking into his garage shop to steal  tools, etc.   So he  came up with this idea  to give his Woofter a haircut.  He put the word out that he had a New Mexican Lion that would attack anyone that tried to break in or climb his fence.  Would-be  thieves saw the "Lion" from a distance and fled the  scene.                      The dog's  probably trying to figure out why his head's so hot and his  butt's so cold.

                  

This woman is 51 Karan Diwan is a TV health guru advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health, promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet of organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation and supplements, also states that yeast is harmful, that the color of food is nutritionally significant, and the utility of lingual and faecal examination. This woman is 50 Nigella Lawson is a TV cook in Great Britian, who eats nothing but meat, butter and desserts.          I rest my case...

No Shit!!

Now this explains it!
 

THE REAL PROBLEM WITH OUR SYSTEM - - - -
The folks who are getting free shit,
Don't like the folks who are paying for the free shit,
Because the folks who are paying for the free shit,

Can no longer afford to pay for both the free shit and their own shit.

And,
The folks who are paying for the free shit,
Want the free shit to stop.
And the folks who are getting the free shit,
Want even MORE free shit on top of the free shit they're already getting!

Now..... The people who are forcing the people who PAY for the free shit,
Have told the people who are RECEIVING the free shit,
That the people who are PAYING for the free shit,
Are being mean, prejudiced, and racist.

So .... the people who are GETTING the free shit,
Have been convinced they need to HATE the people who are PAYING  for the free shit by the people who are forcing the people who are PAYING for the free shit and GIVING them the free shit in the first place.

And - - - - - that's the straight shit

Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba. "Do what?" asked Johnny Ray. "Send my grass out to be mowed."

Bad Day--Hallmark

As you know, Hallmark Card presentations are usually excellent and to the point,

A Bad day at Hallmark Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day........   //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat.. Sorry!   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~     Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... 'What the hell was I thinking?'     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband.     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   How could two people as beautiful as you Have such an ugly baby?     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .... I've changed my mind.  -------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------   I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.      //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am.... That you're not here to ruin it for me.      ####################################################   Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.   ********************************************************************************   Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad! (Available only inTennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia )   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike!      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~   When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise...     //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////   We have been friends for a very long time ... let's say we stop?   ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++   Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?    %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%   Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep.   ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))   So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, it's really good pay

 

A boss asked one of his employees, "Do you believe in life after death?"

"Yes, sir," replied the new employee.

"I thought you would," said the boss. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you!"

  

Dennis Prager --a very wise man.

This should go out to all our schools. .. 
High School principal

We watched Dennis Prager of Colorado , along with Sara Palin and Tom Brokaw on TV a couple of weeks ago....what a dynamic, down to earth
speaker. Even though Palin and Brokaw were also guest speakers they did little but nod and agree with him. This is the guy that should be running for President in 2012!

A Speech Every American High School Principal

Should Give..... By Dennis Prager.

To the students and faculty of our high school:

I am your new principal, and honored to be so. There is no greater calling than to teach young people.

I would like to apprise you of some important changes coming to our
school. I am making these changes because I am convinced that most of
the ideas that have dominated public education in America have worked
against you, against your teachers and against our country.

First, this school will no longer honor race or ethnicity.  I could not care less if your racial makeup is black, brown, red, yellow or white.  I could not care less if your origins are African, Latin American, Asian or European, or if your ancestors arrived here on the Mayflower or on slave ships.  The only identity I care about, the only one this
school will recognize, is your individual identity -- your character,
your scholarship, your humanity. And the only national identity this school will care about is American.

This is an American public school, and American public schools were
created to make better Americans.  If you wish to affirm an ethnic, racial or religious identity through school, you will have to go elsewhere.  We will end all ethnicity, race and non-American
nationality-based celebrations.  They undermine the motto of America,
one of its three central values -- e pluribus Unum, "from many, one."
And this school will be guided by America 's values.  This includes all after-school clubs.

 I will not authorize clubs that divide students based on any identities.  This includes race, language, religion, sexual orientation or whatever else may become in vogue in a society divided by political correctness.

Your clubs will be based on interests and passions, not blood, ethnic, racial or other physically defined ties.
Those clubs just cultivate narcissism -- an unhealthy preoccupation with the self -- while the purpose of education is to get you to think beyond yourself. So we will have clubs that transport you to the wonders and glories of art, music, astronomy, languages you do not already speak, carpentry and more.  If the only extracurricular activities you can imagine being interested in are those based on ethnic, racial or sexual identity, that means that little outside of yourself really interests you.

Second, I am uninterested in whether English is your native language.  My only interest in terms of language is that you leave this school speaking and writing English as fluently as possible.  The English language has united America 's citizens for over 200 years, and it will unite us at this school.  It is one of the indispensable reasons this country of immigrants has always come to be one country. And if you leave this school
without excellent English language skills, I would be remiss in my duty to ensure that you will be prepared to successfully compete in the American job market. We will learn other languages here -- it is deplorable that most Americans only speak English --but if you want classes taught in your native language rather than in English, this is not your school.

Third, because I regard learning as a sacred endeavor, everything in this school will reflect learning's elevated status.  This means, among other things, that you and your teachers will dress accordingly.  Many people in our society dress more formally for Hollywood events than for church or school.  These people have their priorities backward.  Therefore, there will be a formal dress code at this school.

Fourth, no obscene language will be tolerated anywhere on this school's
property -- whether in class, in the hallways or at athletic events. 
If you can't speak without using the f-word, you can't speak.  
By obscene language I mean the words banned by the Federal Communications
Commission, plus epithets such as "Nigger," even when used by one black student to address another black, or "bitch," even when addressed by a girl to a girlfriend.  It is my intent that by the time you leave this school, you will be among the few your age to instinctively distinguish between the elevated and the degraded, the holy and the obscene.

Fifth, we will end all self-esteem programs.  In this school, self-esteem will be attained in only one way -- the way people attained it until decided otherwise a generation ago -- by earning it.  One immediate consequence is that there will be one valedictorian, not eight.

Sixth, and last, I am reorienting the school toward academics and away
from politics and propaganda.  No more time will be devoted to scaring you about
smoking and caffeine, or terrifying you about sexual
harassment or global warming.  No more semesters will be devoted to
condom wearing and teaching you to regard sexual relations as only or
primarily a health issue.  There will be no more attempts to convince you that you are a victim because you are not white, or not male, or not heterosexual or not Christian.  We will have failed if any one of you graduates this school and does not consider him or herself inordinately lucky -- to be alive and to be an American.

Now, please stand and join me in the Pledge of Allegiance to the flag of our country.  As many of you do not know the words, your teachers will hand them out to you.

This is much simpler than I thought !            How BOOBS Got Their Name

Brilliant. I had no idea. You learn something every day.   No need to thank me....   just trying to keep friends informed and educated.

The latest toy has hit the shops--
A talking Muslim doll.
 
Nobody knows what the hell it says,
because no one has the balls to pull the cord

 I sent this to you because 

I know you're interested in finance. 

The Question of the Day is....   

WILL THE DOLLAR FREEFALL

OR NOT?

 

Always remember,

The Key to Financial Survival is to be a Tight Ass!

YOU DON’T HAVE TO THANK ME, REALLY—IT’S SENT OUT OF FRIENDSHIP AND CONCERN FOR YOUR FINANCIAL WELL BEING.
.

A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.'

SOME OF YOU WILL APPRECIATE THIS
AND SOME OF YOU WILL NOT.

I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SENDING THIS
BECAUSE ALL OF IT IS TRUE.

 

 

If any other of our presidents
had doubled the National Debt, which
had taken more than two centuries
to accumulate, in one year,
would You have Approved?

If any other of our presidents
had then proposed to Double
the debt again within 10 years,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had criticized a State Law that
he admitted he never even read,
would you think that he is
just an ignorant hot Head?

If any other of our presidents
joined the country of Mexico and sued a
State in the United States to force that State
to continue to allow Illegal Immigration,
would you question his patriotism
and wonder who's side he was on?

If any other of our presidents
had pronounced the Marine Corps
as if it were the Marine Corpse,
would you think him an Idiot?

If any other of our presidents
had put 87,000 workers out of work
by arbitrarily placing a moratorium on
offshore oil drilling on companies that have
one of the best safety records of any industry
because one foreign company had an accident,
would you have agreed?

If any other of our presidents
had used a forged document as the
basis of the moratorium that would render
87000 American workers unemployed,
would you support him?

If any other of our presidents
had been the first President to need a
teleprompter installed to be able to get through
a press conference, would you have laughed and said
this is more proof of how inept he is on his own and is
really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?

If any other of our presidents
had spent hundreds of thousands of Dollars
to take his First Lady to a play in NYC,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had reduced your retirement plan holdings
of GM stock by 90% and given the
unions a majority stake in GM,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had made a joke at the expense
of the Special Olympics,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive
and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown
had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had given the Queen of England an
IPod containing videos of his speeches,
would you have thought it to be a
proud moment for America ?

If any other of our presidents
had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia ,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had visited Austria and made reference
to the nonexistent "Austrian language,"
would you have brushed it off
as a minor slip?

If any other of our presidents
had filled his Cabinet and circle of
Advisers with people who cannot seem
to keep current on their Income Taxes,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had stated that there were 57 states in
the United States , wouldn't you have had
second thoughts about his capabilities?

If any other of our presidents
would have flown all the way to Denmark
to make a five minute speech about how the Olympics
would benefit him walking out his front door in his
home town, would you not have thought he was
a self-important, conceited, egotistical jerk?

If any other of our presidents
had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to
"Cinco de Cuatro" in front of the Mexican ambassador
when it was "The 5th of May" (Cinco de Mayo),
and then continue to flub it when he tried again,
wouldn't you have winced in embarrassment?

If any other of our presidents
had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel
to go plant a single tree on Earth Day,
would you have concluded he's a Hypocrite?

If any other of our presidents'
Administrations had okayed Air Force One
flying low over millions of people followed by
a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing
widespread panic, would you have wondered
whether they actually get what happened on 9-11?

If any other of our presidents
had failed to send relief aid to flood victims
throughout the Midwest, with more people killed
or made homeless than in New Orleans, would you
want it made into a major ongoing Political issue
with claims of racism and incompetence?

If any other of our presidents
had created the positions of 32 Czars
who report directly to him, bypassing
the House and Senate on much of
what is happening in America ,
would you have approved?

If any other of our presidents
had ordered the firing of the CEO
of a major corporation, even though he
had no constitutional authority to do so,
would you have approved?

 

 

So, tell me again,
what is it about Obama that
makes him so brilliant and impressive?

Can't think of anything?
Then you'd better start worrying.
He's done all these things in 28 months --
and you have less than 19 months
to come up with an answer.