This old gentleman was on his death bed and not expected to live.
He woke up one morning to the wonderful scent of anise cookies. That wonderful licorice aroma was his favorite. He could not contain himself so with all his strength, he got out of bed and worked his way down the hallway towards the kitchen. He slowly entered the kitchen and there on the counter were dozens of his favorite cookies. He couldn’t help himself. He just had to have one. As he was chewing the first bite, he let out a moan of delight.
That alerted his wife that he was out of bed and was in the kitchen. She turned toward him and said, “STAY OUT OF THOSE. THEY ARE FOR THE FUNERAL”!!
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