A woman goes to Her local pet shop in search of a pet.
There she finds a brightly plumed parrot.
"How much for the bird?" she asks.
"Oh, you don?t want that bird," replies the storekeeper. "He used to live in a whorehouse, so he?s got a dirty mouth."
"But he?s so pretty," she gushes.
"I?ll tell you what. Take him home, try him out.
"How much for the bird?" she asks.
"Oh, you don?t want that bird," replies the storekeeper. "He used to live in a whorehouse, so he?s got a dirty mouth."
"But he?s so pretty," she gushes.
"I?ll tell you what. Take him home, try him out.
If it doesn?t work, bring him back."
When it arrives at its new home, the bird looks around and squawks, "New house, new madam."
The woman is disturbed, but ignores it.
Hours later, Her daughters come home from school.
Again the bird looks around and screeches,
When it arrives at its new home, the bird looks around and squawks, "New house, new madam."
The woman is disturbed, but ignores it.
Hours later, Her daughters come home from school.
Again the bird looks around and screeches,
"New house, new madam, new hookers."
The woman is bothered, but ignores it, after all,
The woman is bothered, but ignores it, after all,
the bird hasn?t actually cursed.
A few hours later, Her husband comes home from work.
Again, after looking around, the bird squawks,
"New house, new madam, new hookers.
Hi, George."
A few hours later, Her husband comes home from work.
Again, after looking around, the bird squawks,
"New house, new madam, new hookers.
Hi, George."
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