They sent my Census form back!!

In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?',

I put: 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, the unemployable, the 'guests' of The Jerry Springer Show , 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments. half of Mexico , Some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!'

 

Apparently, this wasn't an acceptable answer.