Lrt's put another Texan in the white house

A Texan's answer to Welfare. . . (where else but in Texas ).    Put me in charge of food stamps. I'll get rid of Lone Star cards; no    cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice    and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away.    If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.    Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women    Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligation. Then, we'll test recipients    for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings.    If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and    piercings, then get a job.       Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks?    You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your "home"    will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions  will be inventoried.    If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.       In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week    or you will report to a "government" job.       It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing    public housing, whatever we find for you.       We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting    stereo and speakers and put that money toward the common good.       Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all    of the above are voluntary.       If you want our money, accept our rules.. Before you say that this    would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it    wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing    absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.       If we taxpayers are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we    should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The    current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.       And finally, while you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can    VOTE! Yes that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of    interest. You will lose your voting privileges while you are receiving    a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job.